Saturday, March 31, 2012

Observations from the road

People are assholes.  Well, not all of them but a lot.  When we're in the passing lane and you come screaming up to our bumper, could you just friggin' count to 3 so we can pull over and then you can pass us?  Really?  You can't wait 3 seconds?  Oh, hell no.  You have to pass us ON THE RIGHT!
I've also noticed that when we're on a road with 3 or more lanes it just gives the assholes more opportunities to zoom from one lane to the next (without the use of their turning signals, of course) passing everyone in sight.
Another observation:  if you're hungry, there's a Subway every quarter mile.  That's swell if you're not sick to death of Subway sammies.
One more observation and then I'll let you go.  Not cuz I'm trying to cut you a break, because I'm tired after watching Petey drive for 10 hrs. 
Have you ever noticed that when you leave for a long day of driving (like going to FL) and you have a nice, normal breakfast at like 7-ish/8-ish, you're absolutely STARVING by 9:45a?  You start digging into the snack bag for Oreos, etc?  Why is that?
Thankfully our hotel is right across the street from Ruby Tuesday's and we had some really, really good ribs.  And sweet potato fries, too.  I mean, come on, we're in KY.  What else?
And . . . and . . . We're back in Eastern time.  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Good night.

1 comment:

  1. You are too funny. We call them morons when we are on the road...but go with what works. We are watching " In the shadows of motown" at this very moment...I think you would like it.