Saturday, January 5, 2013

Words

Do you remember the first time you heard a weird word and thought, "what the hell does that mean?"  Do you remember exactly where you were and the circumstances surrounding the experience?
I do.

I was working in my dad's office as a teenager during one summer.  He was the medical director for the county medical care facility (nursing home) besides his family practice.  A call came in from the nursing home one afternoon and I was to "tell the doctor that so-and-so had expired."  Expired?  um, like in a subscription to a magazine expires?  I didn't ask for clarification because I was too embarrassed but when I gave dad the message he cleared it up for me - with a smirk on his face.

The other one also happened in my dad's office but not actually to me.  A friend of mine had come in (again, I was working the summer job so I was young - that's my excuse anyway) and our beloved nurse, Louise Pullen, gave him a jar and told him she needed a stool sample.  Stool?  Like the thing you sit on?  Wait, that doesn't make any sense.  I didn't have a clue either but when Louise saw the confused look on my friend's face she gently explained the procedure.  Now there's a life lesson for ya.

My third example (I'm sure if I sat here long enough I'd come up with more but you remember how I like to keep these things on the short side so . . . ) also takes place in a medical setting.  

It was soon after I gave birth and I was doing medical transcription at home for a group of general surgeons.  One of them always sounded like he had a mouth full of marbles so that was a huge challenge but the other guy used the word "peruse."  Once I learned the meaning of it I used it ad nauseum  (don't know if I spelled that correctly or not because it didn't pop up on spell check - just go with me on this, k?) because it makes me sound quite bright without coming off like a snob.  Right?  

You guys must have some good ones - spill 'em! 

6 comments:

  1. One of the stranger things to me is to know a word in print, but when you hear it spoken for the first time by someone it seems completely new.

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    1. I'm thinking of words in a crossword that you see all the time, like obi and prickly pear, but never hear spoken.

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  2. Eschew Obfuscation and Synchronicity. Two of my favorites from Dr Ralph Chandler.

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  3. Wooo, Obfuscation. That's a new one on me. Just another way to remember Ralph.

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  4. I remember watching the Today show,(1967 or 1968) they were introducing a "pianist". I hadn't learned that word yet (not sure why) but, I thought they said "penis". I was mortified that this man playing the piano was a "penis". Poor guy.
    JM.

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  5. Sue Lange taught me the word "pompous". She used it to describe a gentleman here in Allegan. She refered to him as a "Pompous asshole" Loved her.

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