I want to know about your fingernails.
Mine are ugly.
|See what I mean? Short, flat and flimsy.|
I've tried several products over the years but nothing really worked.
I blamed my dad for a while but I've also noticed that mom doesn't have the greatest nails either. Double whammy. Poor me.
I'm not begging for sympathy; I actually have a question for you: do all your nails grow at the same rate?
This has been bothering me for a long time. Seems like I'll notice a specific nail that has taken on a life of its own so I grab the file and whittle it down. Now they all look to be the same.
The next damn day I see another two that apparently grew while I slept. Really? Can that happen?
My question has been asked and I anxiously await your replies.
But . . . before I sign off I have to tell you a nail story.
For many years I dressed like a witch and sat on the front porch for Halloween scaring the crap out of as many children as possible. Had a blast.
Well, one year I thought it would be a great idea to buy some of those "press on" nails and paint them black. I bought the witch length. It was so fun . . . until I needed a bathroom break.
You don't need details but let me just say - it was a delicate operation.
And then it was time to remove them after all the little darlings had gone home appropriately scared and full of candy.
The suckers were stuck!!! I tried everything including calling my best friend, Sue Lange, who just laughed at me and hung up.
I honestly don't remember how I finally got them off but I don't remember sleeping with them on so something must have worked.
Don't forget to answer my nail question. I'm waiting. I'm waiting.